Neat Meat DC

15 ft

american

sandwich

Neat Meat DC food truck is known for its signature sliders, loaded fries, and inventive takes on American classics. Based in the heart of Washington, D.C., the truck has earned a loyal following with its crave-worthy menu featuring options like BBQ pulled pork, spicy fried chicken, and brisket melt sliders—each stacked with fresh ingredients and big flavor. Whether popping up downtown or catering a private event, Neat Meat DC food truck in Washington DC brings the perfect mix of comfort food and creativity, making it one of the most memorable food truck experiences in the capital.

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meet joe

Chef Joe (Nnamdi Nwaneri) is the creative force behind Neat Meat DC, bringing bold flavors and modern flair to the streets of Washington, D.C. With a deep passion for fresh ingredients and inventive combinations, Joe built Neat Meat around the idea that simple, high-quality food can be both exciting and approachable. His culinary journey started with a love of comfort food and evolved into a mission to serve gourmet-style sandwiches and sliders that leave a lasting impression in every event catering in DC. Whether he's crafting a new special or catering a private event, Chef Joe's focus is always the same—great flavor, served with pride.

Neat Meat DC food truck and catering menu

The world famous sandwiches, sides, desserts, and drinks!

  • STAY CLASSY

    Ground Beef in our special tomato based sauce!

  • JOEY MELT

    Ground Beef topped with Honey Caramelized Onions & Classic American Cheese

  • JOE GOES TO THANKSGIVING

    Chopped Turkey in light gravy Topped with fresh Cranberry Sauce

  • CLUB JOE

    Chopped Turkey in light gravy Topped with Spiced Brown Sugar Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato

  • MISO JOE (v)

    Vegan delight of Tofu, Eggplant, & Button Mushrooms Topped off with a Spicy Carrot Pineapple Slaw

  • PESJOE

    Chopped Chicken marinated in an Italian Pesto Sauce Topped with a Zesty Sun- dried Tomato Spread & Mozzarella Cheese

  • IRIE JOE

    Chopped Chicken in an island inspired Jerk Sauce Topped with a Red Cabbage Mango Slaw

  • EL JEFÉ

    Pulled Spiced Pork in a Cerveza Chipotle Sauce Topped with Joe's Crispy Coleslaw

  • IT'S ALL GREEK TO JOE

    Ground Lamb filled with Classic Greek flavors Topped with Feta, Fresh Cucumber & Pickled Onions

  • MAC-N-CHEESE

    Tender elbow pasta blended in a creamy three cheese sauce, seasoned and baked to perfection

  • CRISPY COLESLAW

    Finely chopped fresh cabbage and carrots combined with a delicious creamy dressing

  • BEER BAKED BEANS (v)

    Slow baked beans made with our rich tangy sauce. OPTIONAL: Bits of spicy brown sugar bacon

  • BABY RED POTATO SALAD

    Made with unpeeled red potatoes in our tangy flavorful mayonnaise based sauce

  • 'UTZ' BRAND CHIPS

    Assortment of crispy and crunchy 'UTZ' brand chips

  • MINTY WATERMELON (SEASONAL)

    Seasonal seedless watermelon with fresh cucumber, feta, and a minty overlay

desserts

  • JOE CRISPY BARS

    Rice crispy treat with salty pretzels & fudge brownie bits

  • JOE'S BREAD PUDDING

    Creamy dessert made with milk, eggs, cinnamon-sugar, and artisan breads, topped with a sweet drizzle

  • JOE'S STRAWBERRY BANANA PUDDING

    Fresh strawberries, bananas and vanilla pudding blended with soften vanilla wafers and shortbread cookies

  • JOE'S SWEET TEA

    Brewed black and fruit teas, sweetened with natural sugars

  • JOE'S LEMONADE

    Made with fresh lemons, sweetened with natural sugars

  • JOE'S 50/50

    Perfect balance of sweet tea and lemonade for your enjoyment

  • WATER/SODA

    Assortment of soft drinks and water

  • ALLERGY STATEMENT: MENU ITEMS MAY CONTAIN OR COME INTO CONTACT WITH WHEAT, EGGS, PEANUTS, TREE NUTS, AND MILK. FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE SPEAK TO US.